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[Feb. 1st, 2008|02:46 pm] |
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Yesterday was probably the best Jan 31st I have had in a long time. Only 7 left! |
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| They are heroes on the half shell! |
[Jul. 21st, 2006|03:43 pm] |
The big trends in movies these days are remakes of movies from my childhood and comic book movies.
Ladies and gentlemen I bring you the leatest in a long line of non-suprising comic book remake movies.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |
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| I don't know why you people don't love The Melvins |
[Jun. 29th, 2006|10:27 am] |
Some excerpts from a recent interview with Buzz of The Melvins.
I'm pretty much always thinking to myself what a genius I am. Sometimes I stand outside and scream it but the neighbor kids then start shooting me with their BB guns. I should burn down their fucking house the little bastards.
When asked what the legacy of The Melvins would be if they disbanded todayI never got to shoot smack with Perry Ferrel or bone Courtney Love. I'm the only person who never got to do that. |
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| A question and a bad joke (that's bad as in not funny and poor taste) |
[Apr. 26th, 2006|11:35 pm] |
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| | New Dawn Fades - New Order feat. Moby | ] |
Hey there people ever want to see the Dali Lama? Well on Sept 19th he will be in Buffalo, NY. Tickets will be $15-$40 depending on how close you want to be to the hot Tibetan action. If you think this is swell and want to go contact me via email or cell and I will see if I can get something organized. Remember with Kurt's brains decorating the wall of the guest house this is the closest any of us will ever get to nirvana. |
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| Sometimes it might be wise to proofread these stories |
[Apr. 4th, 2006|02:51 pm] |
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| | Tub Ring - Fruit of Knowledge | ] |
An Australian research team has discovered why males produce sperm and females produce eggs.
This sounds kinda neat and if you read the article you come across a choice quote
(This) may allow researchers to improve fertility, for example in the case of an infertile couple wanting a baby, or suppress it, in the case of pest management. Call me crazy but I think they could have worded the end of that slightly better. I understand that they mean an application might be in creating a mouse/rat/whatever sterilization drug, but it also could be calling human children pests. |
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| From the "Hatred Equalling the Burning of a Thousand Suns" Dept. |
[Apr. 2nd, 2006|02:00 pm] |
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Explain to me how the person who arranged the new Britney Spears cover of I Love Rock and Roll has not been killed? You take a song named I love Rock and Roll then dial down the guitar and bass and emphasizing the lousy dance beat. Not to build the original version up too much but still the only thing that the new one is useful for is stroke material. Neither version will ever match up to the brilliance that was distilled into I Love Rocky Road. Viva La AL! |
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| Who said Police State? |
[Mar. 16th, 2006|02:14 pm] |
Years ago I heard tales of Police officers waiting outside of bars for people to drunkenly stagger to their car and then arresting them for DUI (or OUI in Maine). I thought that the police should attempt to stop the drunks rather than waiting for the key to hit the ignition and swooping in like a vulture.
It seems that Texas has taken things a step further. Now the police are arresting people on charges of public intoxication while they are still inside the bar. The police wait inside bars and make an arrest if you appear to be intoxicated. This is all done in the name of curbing drunk driving. |
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| Winamp is my Ouija Board™ |
[Mar. 15th, 2006|02:18 am] |
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| | 1 Speed Bike - Seattle/Washington/Prague 00/68 Chicago/Nix.. | ] |
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
( Read more... ) |
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| Fuck EngSoc we now have AmerCap |
[Mar. 13th, 2006|09:11 pm] |
Me: Hi I am out of contract with you and would like to purchase this phone
Cingular: Yes that expensive one....
Me: Yes but I have here some quotes for the same phone with 2 year contract for $150 - $200 less than what you are offering and i was hoping you could come down a little bit.
Cingular: Well since you are a Cingular customer you aren't eligible for those discounts or the other discounts we already applied
Me: So I can take my cell phone number to a different carrier and get a super great deal on an expensive phone or stay with you and pay an extra arm and a leg?
Cingular: Exactly
If we can't create a company that realizes that to hold on to my business you have to offer me a "good" deal then capitalism might have failed due to lack of qualified participants. |
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| NED'S |
[Feb. 17th, 2006|10:57 am] |
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As I requested earlier it seems that Ned's Atomic Dustbin are releasing a new single. Could this be the harbinger of a new album? One can only hope, and sacrifice goats to a dark god. |
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| Fraud! |
[Feb. 9th, 2006|06:36 pm] |
I was checking my coworker's calendars and I came across this gem on one of them. I am assuming it means something else entirely to them.
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| WTF |
[Jan. 30th, 2006|03:30 pm] |
So my the webpage and domain hosting for my company are hosted on Verizon's hosting service. As of friday they moved us over to their new hosting service called My Super Pages. (which is a shitty name for a hosting service IMHO) When they did this they fucked up our settings and the only names they added into their DNS server on the new system was www.clmcpa.com, all of my other names are not working. This pissed off all of my users since they couldn't check their email for the whole weekend.
So today I prepare to call up the tech support number they gave me for the update and I hear the following message.
Due to technical difficulties we are unable to take your call at this time. Then it hangs up on me. |
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